Meet Helen

Helen is an eccentric, energetic Oriental woman. Her favorite things are sausage and Daniel Craig and Tudor History. She likes party trolleys, flirting with her friends' boyfriends, going out for (SPICY) asian food, watching CSI and [shawty] tearin' up the dance floor.

She is the founding member of the Punctual Fast-Walkers Club.
She has a really large mouth and is a huge fan of Google email/chat/calendar. And Turbotax.

I LOVE HELEN LIN.

Our Favorite Breakfast Place

whore event

Ness is a whore today for not being at work.

regina spektor

she's amazing. although sometimes she sounds like a seal. which sounds like an insult, but is not. a seal or a horn. she sounds like a trumpet. on the song fidelity. she sounds like there is a tiny trumpet hiding in her mouth. she makes pure tones. she can sing. i can just envy. 

Vanessa's Poem

Transcribe by the bard herself:

there once was a boy called addy
went tromping through a rice paddy
within was a girl
and they gave it a whirl
and now he's a baby daddy

Meet Ness

Meet Vanessa. She is a big whore. Everyday with her is like a trip to hookerville. But I guess she does have some redeeming qualities, like her ability to gchat with one hand while playing rock-paper-scissors with the other. She also loves Turbotax and Google Calendar. She also really likes the song "Halo" and "Disturbia" because well, they are awesome.

Love it. Hate it. Whatever. (Rin on the Rox reference, please go here)



















Vanessa also likes to go to house parties and eat Udon noodles at Wagamama. In fact, she loves Asians and wished she was Asian growing up.

Sorry ladies, she is taken.

Meet Addy

Meet Addy. He loves to jump out of planes and hide intimate details of his love life from his two best friends, Happy and Ness. (Happiness if you didn't get that).

He also enjoys eating corn on the cob and picking up girls at the T stop and then pretend like they are picking him up.

Addy loves zombies and will not marry an Asian girl because a Jewish boy + Asian Girl = too cliche.